this episode was out of control
Y'all are batshit crazy.
when u want something but the price just too much
My roommate bought black toilet paper.
Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars
What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”
there is no context behind this but we all know and it tastes delicious
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 3am
when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like
I relate to this so hard it’s upsetting me
you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.
that is a raccoon
Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good
Danielle Brooks & Samira Wiley on Celebrity Girl Crushes
The women of Orange is the New Black for Emmy magazine
i just died a little fucking bit